Do you ever?

Do YoU evEr?

1. Do you ever wish you could slam on your breaks when you are at a stoplight and someone honks at you and it has only been green for a milisecond?
2. Do you ever feel like you have a million things to do but then when you sit down and write a list you realize you really have nothing going on?
3. Do you ever laugh out loud at people who say they can give up Diet Coke? *I lasted 11 days.
4. Do you ever say things to people and then wish you hadn't said them at all?
5. Do you ever wish you knew what to say when someone says something that really bothered you...instead of letting it build inside like a majority of the femal race does?
6. Do you ever wish you could bottle up moments with your kids...look into thier eyes...and pray they remember how much you love them, how cool they think you are, and how your heart melts when they say you are thier best friend?
7. On the contrary...do you ever want to put your kids to sleep for the night at 2 in the afternoon?
8. Do you ever want to save the world...or think about humanitarian things you want to do?
9. Do you ever want to roll your eyes at your husband one minute and the next minute kiss him to death?
10. Do you ever feel down about your life or situation and then run into someone on an elevator and feel bad that you ever felt down about your life or your situation?
11. Do you ever want to get into a bathing suit and not care about jiggles here and there?
12. Do you ever wish your body (or more importantly your b**bs) would go back to normal after having a baby?
13. Do you ever wish you knew more about the stars and outter space?
14. Do you ever want to tell your friends and family how much they mean to you and truly know that they know?
15. Do you ever think that today could be your last day on earth?
16. Do you ever think to yourself, "Why, why would they cook fish in a hospital cafeteria?"
17. Do you ever get bugged by a situation and then literally minutes or hours later, realize it was a situation you were meant to be in?
18. Do you ever stop to think about the kind of person you are and the difference you are making?
19. Do you ever smell something weird in your car for days and after hours of searching find a nasty, milky sippy cup?
20. Do you ever want to smile and hug someone simply because they gave you the benefit of the doubt?

Do you ever look at a close-up picture your 3 year old took of you and think to yourself, "I really need to get my eyebrows waxed?"

WelL, dO Ya?

*Seriously, do ya cause if not the person who wrote this may

need to get back on her meds?*